Mustard Brothers

Jerry Mustard

Derry Mustard

Agnes Thundercrotch

The Brains of the operation, Jerry can con his way into any kind of trouble. Irascible, recalcitrant, and recidivist are all words that Jerry might use if he wants to appear genteel and sophisticated.

The Younger Mustard brother, Derry is a gentle giant with strong(ish) morals, but always gets roped into his brother’s harebrained schemes.

Ironically, head matron of the Rusty Springs chapter of the League of Decency. Agnes is seemingly sweet and a bit “dotty”, also capable of evoking that Deep Fear learned by each of us shortly following infancy, that only those of her ilk really can.

Eunice Belleweather

Luce

Little Timmy Judaslayer

Agnes’s friend and bridge partner, Eunice also enjoys baking, pinochle, and demolition derbies.

Dark Lord of the Screaming Pit and Master Showman, Luce brings new meaning to the term, “Demon Host”.

Just some brat from down the street (good reader, though).